Mamas und Papas

Apfelschnitze und Bügelperlen

| Lesedauer: 3 Minuten

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Warum verrinnt die Zeit morgens nur so schnell? Sandra Garbers über kindliche Verzögerungstaktiken – und warum die Idee von einem „Mamatag“ gar nicht so schlecht ist

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