Mamas & Papas

Wenn die Tochter das Alltagswissen testet

| Lesedauer: 3 Minuten

Foto: beyond/Lisa Penn / picture-alliance / beyond/Lisa P

Sandra Garbers staunt über das Wissen ihrer vierjährigen Tochter. Wie, fragt sie sich, kann ich ihr gegenüber weiterhin als Universalgenie gelten?

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