Mein Berlin

Keep calm and respect the Späti

| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Nina Paulsen
Warschauer Brücke bei Nacht (Archivbild)

Warschauer Brücke bei Nacht (Archivbild)

Foto: Massimo Rodari

Wenn der Partytourist zweimal klingelt – und sich dann in deinen Hauseingang erbricht. Benehmt euch besser, fordert Nina Paulsen.

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Der Gröler röhrt „Schlalalaaaaaa“ durch die Straßenschlucht

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Die wichtigste Regel für den Nacht-Knigge: Klappe halten

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Unsere Spätis sind uns heilig

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