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1. Dieser Nutzer ist so richtig reif fürs Wochenende:
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2. Zumindest diese Frage scheint seit heute beantwortet zu sein:
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3. Manch einer kann die andauernde Geldnot nachvollziehen:
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4. Das BER-Modell macht Schule:
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5. Außerirdische Zustände:
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6. Nicht der schlechteste Vorschlag:
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8. In Berlin lässt man sich eben gerne Zeit:
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9. Wäre schon interessant zu wissen, wie diese BER-Pannen eigentlich konkret aussehen:
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10. Ein paar Anregungen, was man mit der Milliarde sonst so anstellen könnte:
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