"Wer wird Millionär?"

Gaby Köster die Witzigste, Manuel Neuer der Klügste

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Uwe Felgenhauer

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Die vom Schlaganfall gezeichnete Komikerin Gaby Köster punktete beim WWM-Promispecial mit Galgenhumor. Und Nationaltorwart Neuer zeigte, wie Länderspiele bilden.

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"Wenn’s nicht stimmt, kann ich mir ja ’n Ohr abschneiden"

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Die erste Schallplatte der Kanzlerin

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