Berlinale-Kolumne

Schlimm - Nina und Gloria tun es

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Foto: Patrick Orth/Schramm / Patrick Orth/Schramm/Berlinale 2013

Das kommt von zehn Tagen übermäßigem Kinokonsum: Man wacht eines Morgens auf und denkt man steckt im Film. Ein absoluter Berlinale-Albtraum.

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Zuviele Filme tun nicht gut

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Ein Plüschschaf wird gefoltert

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Mads Mikkelsen legt ein herrliches Feuer

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