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Christus ist der letzte große Frauenversteher

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Peter Zander

Foto: 2012 Warner Bros.

Der Messias in einer Beziehungskomödie - geht das? „Jesus liebt mich“, das Regiedebüt von Florian David Fitz, beweist: Ja, es geht.

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Jesus kann auch zurückschlagen

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Ein Händchen für divöse Stars

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Vom Glauben abfallen und stehen lassen

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Vom Schweiger-Bazillus infiziert

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