RTL-Kuppelshow

Sex mit dem Bachelor? Um Gottes willen!

| Lesedauer: 5 Minuten
Christoph Cöln

Nach dem Motto "Aufgewärmt schmeckts noch besser" reanimiert RTL seine Kuppelshow "Der Bachelor". Die Fleischbeschau setzt auf Gefühle und billiges Pathos.

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Gutaussehende, paarungswillige Damen

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Die bahnbrechende Erkenntnis der Kölner TV-Macher

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Wenn mit Blumen die Sendezeit totgeschlagen wird

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