Schlag den Raab

Raabs Gegner entpuppt sich als totale Nullnummer

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Nina Kaiser

Stefan Raab zeigte in seiner Spielshow, dass mit ihm durchaus weiterhin zu rechnen ist. Und er zudem ein völlig ungeeigneter „Wetten, dass...?"-Moderator wäre.

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Der Berufssoldat schafft keinen Punkt

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Das verzwickte Spiel mit den Maiskörnern

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