„Ich habe noch Dreck unterm Nagel. Könnt Ihr das in groß bringen? Habe ich jemandem beim Warm-up die Hand gegeben?“ – raten Sie, wem dieses ambitionierte Bäuerchen über die Lippen gerutscht ist:
Harald Schmidt,
der Mann, über den Rudi Carell einmal gesagt hat: „Harald liebt sein Publikum nicht“? Oder war es doch
Bernd „Stromberg“
beim Anlauf zu einer neuen Charme-Offensive?
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Autor Ralf Husmann verbindet beide TV-Fieslinge
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Harald Schmidt wurde zum Schluss ungewollt komisch
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