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Bieber-Fieber bei Gottschalks Abschieds-Tournee

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Henryk M. Broder

Thomas Gottschalk hat seinen Rückzug angekündigt. Millionen Zuschauer fragen sich, wie es ohne ihn weitergehen soll. Der Moment des Abends gehörte einer Frau.

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