Kino

Blöd, James Blöd – Die schlimmsten Filme 2008

| Lesedauer: 6 Minuten

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Im Kino gewesen. Unfassbar geärgert. Dieses Filmjahr brachte nicht bloß Perlen. Es gab auch echte Enttäuschungen und schlimme Abstürze. Morgenpost Online macht ein paar Vorschläge und fordert die Leser heraus: Debattieren Sie über fiese Szenen und miese Leistungen von "Indiana Jones" über Bond bis "Tintenherz".

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