Urlaubsreise

Mit Kindern an Bord wird es turbulent

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Hajo Schumacher

Foto: Lufthansa

Die Berliner starten in wenigen Tagen in die schönste Zeit des Jahres. Und viele werden mit dem Flugzeug reisen. Mit an Bord: die lieben Kleinen. Das kann heftig werden, denn die schlimmsten Turbulenzen beim Flug zum Urlaubsort verursacht oft der eigene Nachwuchs.

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