Christian Eisert

Mit dem Porsche auf den Campingplatz

| Lesedauer: 6 Minuten

Der Berliner Fernsehautor Christian Eisert hat sich einen nagelneuen Cayman gekauft und aufgeschrieben, was dieses Auto aus ihm gemacht hat.

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