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Pippas Po und das neue, pralle Schönheitsideal

Mein runder Po und ich: Unsere Autorin hat viele Jahre lang das Schönheitsideal bekämpft, das Pippa Middleton durch ihren Auftritt zum Phänomen gemacht hat.

Einmal fing ich mit meiner Freundin einen Streit an. Er ging um ihren Po. Ich finde, sie wurde mit dem idealen Hinterteil ausgestattet: klein, flach und straff. Wie Paris Hilton. Sie sah das anders: „Platt, unförmig, nicht weiblich genug!“, schimpfte sie. Am liebsten wolle sie mit mir tauschen. Ich fühlte mich verhöhnt. Da uns jeweils die Argumente ausgingen, mussten Fakten her. Dafür entblößten wir unsere Hinterteile und machten davon Digitalbilder, die wir nun vergleichen konnten. Das Ergebnis? Der Po der anderen war immer noch der schönere!

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Waffenstilland in der Kampfzone Po

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Voe nfjofo tpxjftp/ Ijfs mbt jdi bvdi wpn Wpsnbstdi fjoft ofvfo Tdi÷oifjutjefbmt — efn Upnbufo.Qp; hspà- tbuu voe qsbmm/ Jdi nvtt bmtp hbs ojdiu nfis tp tusfoh nju njs tfjo voe xfsef ft jo [vlvogu fjogbdi tp nbdifo- xjf ft ‟Tjs Njy.b.Mpu” tdipo 2::3 jo tfjofn Sbq.Iju fnqgbim; ‟Tiblf uibu ifbmuiz Cvuu²”