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Ein Witz - Adele macht wohl doch keine Pause

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Fünf Jahre könnte sie sich zurückziehen, heiraten, Kinder bekommen, Gemüse pflanzen - Sängerin Adele, so schien es, macht erst einmal Schluss. Inzwischen aber rudert sie zurück.

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