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Harald Schmidt würde gern mehr Steuern zahlen

| Lesedauer: 5 Minuten
Carsten Rave

Foto: dpa / dpa/DPA

Kriegsdienstverweigerer startet Flächenbombardement: Harald Schmidt, Deutschlands wichtigster Late-Night-Talker, hat in seine alte Heimat Sat.1 zurückgefunden.

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