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Die Nuttenprellerei des Kurt Krömer

Der Berliner Komödiant hat für seine Shows den Deutschen Fernsehpreis gewonnen. Mit Morgenpost Online spricht er über die verschiedenen Arten der Komik und sein lustiges Kleider-Mikado. Außerdem gesteht Kurt Krömer seine Vorliebe für den zweifelhaften Franzosen Louis de Funès.

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Morgenpost Online: Herr Krömer, mögen Sie Kackbratzen?

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