Aprilscherze

Drohnen und sprechende Drucker - Berlin scherzt zum 1. April

Kein 1. April ohne Aprilscherz: Auch Hertha BSC, die Polizei Berlin und das Bezirksamt Mitte steuern kuriose Ideen bei.

Drohnen zur Parkraumüberwachung? Nette Idee des Bezirksamts Mitte zum 1. April.

Drohnen zur Parkraumüberwachung? Nette Idee des Bezirksamts Mitte zum 1. April.

Foto: Bezirksamt Mitte

Berlin.  Heute schon in den April geschickt worden? Der BVG-Streik am Montag gilt nicht, der ist leider kein Scherz, sondern unangenehm real. Dafür sind andere Ankündigungen zum 1. April durchaus mit einem Schmunzeln zu nehmen.

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