Aprilscherze

Drohnen und sprechende Drucker - Berlin scherzt zum 1. April

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Drohnen zur Parkraumüberwachung? Nette Idee des Bezirksamts Mitte zum 1. April.

Drohnen zur Parkraumüberwachung? Nette Idee des Bezirksamts Mitte zum 1. April.

Foto: Bezirksamt Mitte

Kein 1. April ohne Aprilscherz: Auch Hertha BSC, die Polizei Berlin und das Bezirksamt Mitte steuern kuriose Ideen bei.

Berlin.  Heute schon in den April geschickt worden? Der BVG-Streik am Montag gilt nicht, der ist leider kein Scherz, sondern unangenehm real. Dafür sind andere Ankündigungen zum 1. April durchaus mit einem Schmunzeln zu nehmen.

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