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Ein Tag und eine Nacht allein unter Campern

Berlin-Challenge: Morgenpost-Reporter stellen sich besonderen Herausforderungen. Teil 7 – Kurzurlaub auf einem Zeltplatz

Patrick Goldstein ubernachtet auf dem Campingplatz

Patrick Goldstein ubernachtet auf dem Campingplatz

Foto: David Heerde

Manche Bilder kann ein Mensch nicht abschütteln: Mit elf Jahren in tiefschwarzer Nacht ganz oben auf einer wackeligen Holzleiter, ein dickes Federbett über der schmalen Schulter, die Tür des Ferienbauernhofs unten ist abgeschlossen, der Balkon zum Treppenhaus im ersten Stock scheint offen. Jetzt einfach nur zurück ins Zimmer und bloß nicht nach unten blicken, zum verhassten Zelt, der klammen Isomatte, zu den lärmenden, Schlaf verhindernden Tieren. Gewiss: Der Versuch, während des Familienurlaubs für eine Nacht allein in einem Zelt zu übernachten, liegt lang zurück. Aber wenn mich in meinem Erwachsenenleben noch immer eines seelentief graust, ist es: Camping.

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