Kolumne Mein Berlin

Wie einen die Tram M10 in den Wahnsinn treibt

| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Nina Paulsen

Zu spät zur Arbeit, den ICE verpasst, die Nerven verloren. Unterwegs mit Berlins langsamster Straßenbahn, in der immer Domino Day ist.

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14 Minuten gefühlte Ewigkeit

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Die Party steigt in Moabit

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In der M10 ist jeden Tag Domino Day

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