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Felix Müller

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Mit einem Auszug aus „Irma“ gewann der Autor Tex Rubinowitz im vergangenen Jahr in Klagenfurt den Bachmann-Preis. Jetzt ist das Buch fertig: eine todernste, todkomische Liebesgeschichte.

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Der Ring am Cocktailschirm

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Abwege und Irrwege

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Schlangen ohne Schultern

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Todkomisch und todernst

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