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Birgitta Stauber
Merkel, Spahn, Laschet, Söder: Sie trefen sich wieder, die Protagonisten von Bund und Ländern.

Merkel, Spahn, Laschet, Söder: Sie trefen sich wieder, die Protagonisten von Bund und Ländern.

Foto: Bernd von Jutrczenka / dpa

Bund-Länder-Klüngel, das German Theater, ist nichts für eine Pandemie. Wie wäre es mit einem Casting – für die besten Krisenmanger?

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Liebe Angela Merkel, wo sind sie?

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