Kolumne Einwurf Union

Der Herr der Murmeltiere

| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Michael Färber

Foto: dpa/Montage BM

Das Leben schreibt immer noch die besten Drehbücher, wie der Fußball-Bundesligist 1. FC Union bewiesen hat.

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