Kolumne "Querpass"

Leider steckt nicht in jedem Manager ein Uli Hoeneß

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Oskar Beck

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Viele ehemalige Profi-Fußballer drängen ins höhere Management, obwohl wir sie uns eher als Trikotbeflocker im Fanshop vorstellen könnten.

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Nach fünf Wochen war es höchste Zeit

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Der geborene Manager

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Heldt hatte Glück, Glück, Glück

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Heidel dreht in Mainz auf der Glatze Locken

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Eberl hat nicht nur Zeitungslektüre studiert

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