Bundesliga-Bilanz

Stärker als Klopps Dortmunder war nur die Realsatire

| Lesedauer: 9 Minuten
Oskar Beck

Fliegende Trainer, randalierende Fans, jubelnde Borussen: In der abgelaufenen Spielzeit präsentierte sich der Fußball unberechenbarer als das Wetter.

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