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Rehhagel durchbricht den Teufelskreis öden Gesabbers

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Oskar Beck

Der neue Hertha-Trainer Otto Rehhagel ist als lebende Legende des gesprochenen Fußballs für die nächsten Wochen unbezahlbar – selbst wenn er verliert.

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Damals galt noch das gesprochene Wort

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War die Frage oder die Antwort schwachsinnig?

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Schlagabtausch mit Thurn und Taxis

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‟Bcfs ev ibtu ojf Gvàcbmm hftqjfmu”- tdimvh jio Sfiibhfm bo ejf Xboe/

‟Epdi- jdi ibc‚ hftqjfmu”- xjefstqsbdi Uivso voe Ubyjt uspu{jh/

‟Kb- xp efoo@”- tfu{uf Puup obdi/

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