Kolumne "Querpass"

Michael Ballack ist eben kein kastrierter Wolf

Als scheinheilig und doppelzüngig stellt Michael Ballack den Bundestrainer Joachim Löw an die Wand. Das Echo darauf ist nicht nur positiv.

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Bei der Einreise nach Amerika bekommen wir meist bohrende Fragen zu hören. Nach dem Zweck des Aufenthalts, wie lange er dauert, wo wir zu wohnen gedenken. Aber am Flughafen in Miami haben wir dieser Tage stattdessen nur die Nachwirkungen des Basketballfinales zu spüren bekommen.

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