Kolumne "Abseits"

Der Abstiegsstress lässt Daum Englisch sprechen

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Mit dem Abstiegsgespenst im Nacken bleibt kein Kopf kühl. Zetern und Zappeln, Zittern und Zähneklappern – das Gespenst lähmt Birne und Beine.

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