Berliner Spaziergang mit Leander Haußmann

Der Geschichtenerzähler vom Müggelsee

| Lesedauer: 13 Minuten
Michael Mielke

Dann kommt diese Familie. Ein Mann mit Hut und dunkler Brille, an einer Leine einen kleinen schwarzen Hund. Und eine Frau, herbstlich eingemummt, die einen Kinderwagen schiebt. Es ist 14.45 Uhr. Wir sitzen seit einer Dreiviertelstunde an der Bölschestraße in Friedrichshagen vor dem Restaurant "Pane Vino" und warten auf Leander Haußmann.

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