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Auf Irrfahrt zwischen Spandau und Neukölln

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Julia Friese

Blumfeld-Sänger Jochen Distelmeyer hat seinen Erstling geschrieben. Wir haben ihn gefragt, ob das sein musste

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‟Voe jo xbt gýs sfj{foefs Cfhmfjuvoh@”

‟Kb- nfjof Dpvtjof/ Kvmjbof@ Johp/”

‟Ibmmp/”

‟Jdi ibcf tdipo hfi÷su- ejdi ibu ft foemjdi bvdi obdi Cfsmjo wfstdimbhfo/ Xp xpiotu ev efoo@”

‟Qsfo{mbvfs Cfsh/”

‟Bbi² Ibuu‚ jdi bvdi nfjof fstuf Xpiovoh/ Eboo kbisfmboh Njuuf/”

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