Morgenpost-Humortest

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Kabarett und Comedy gibt's auch im Sommer: Die Morgenpost hat den Humortest gemacht

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Ein Stück Berlin

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Der Wort-Akrobat

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Der Buchstaben-Jongleur

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Für Nostalgiker

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Ein Mann, ein Mikro

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Das Kollektiv lebt

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