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Einer muss der Letzte sein

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Matthias Wulff

Am 10. Oktober schrieb ich eine Mail: "Ok, ich habe aufgegeben. als letzter weltweit bin ich nun auch bei facebook" und versandte sie an 20 Menschen, mit denen ich in diesem Leben mindestens einen Kaffee getrunken habe. Nach einer Stunde hatte ich meinen ersten Freund.

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