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| Lesedauer: 5 Minuten
Stefan Kirschner

Hand aufs Herz, was fällt Ihnen zur "Blechtrommel" ein? Der eklige Pferdekopf mit den armdicken Aalen drin? Katharina Thalbach mit dem Brausepulver im Bauchnabel? Mario Adorf mit heruntergelassenen Hosen beim Schwängern von Maria?

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