Weiche, Satan! Weiche!

| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Bernd Philipp

In Deutschland gibt es rund eine Million freie Arbeitsplätze. Dass sie unbesetzt bleiben, könnte zum Beispiel auch daran liegen, dass ein arbeitsloser Physiker aus Köln sich nicht so gern als Parkwächter in Suhl verdingen lassen möchte.

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