Liebe Angela Merkel, du bist in der nächsten Runde!

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Bernd Philipp

hat Hape Kerkeling - da war er noch nicht so populär wie heute - ein Lied geträllert mit dem Refrain "Das ganze Leben ist ein Quiz.

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