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"Zettl" – Bully Herbig und die schmutzigen Stories

| Lesedauer: 8 Minuten
Hajo Schumacher

In Helmut Dietls neuem Werk „Zettl" ist Bully Herbig als Klatschreporter unterwegs. Mit dabei sind auch Götz George, Harald Schmidt und Dagmar Manzel.

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Götz George gibt das Kanzlerwrack

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"Was zeigen wir? Alles!"

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Bully Herbig war schon besser

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Berlin ist eine cleane Bühne

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