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Mach dich zum Affen, dann hast du sicher Erfolg!

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Erstens kommt es anders, zweitens als man denkt. Wie man sich das zunutze macht, verrät Christian Ankowitsch – unter anderem, wann es gut ist, sich zum Affen zu machen.

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