Polit-Kabarett

Rebers und Rating: "Wir sind die Kontrollfunktion"

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Ulrike Borowczyk
Der Kabarettist Andreas Rebers.

Der Kabarettist Andreas Rebers.

Foto: Susie Knoll / susie knoll

Die Kabarettisten Arnulf Rating und Andreas Rebers betrachten die aktuelle Politik mit Sorge. Sie sehen sogar die Demokratie in Gefahr.

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Ungleichgewicht Besitzende und Nicht-Besitzende verschärft

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Viel Alarmismus, wenig ruhige Entscheidungen

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