Auftritt in Berlin

Helge Schneider zeigt die hohe Kunst des Gegenläufigen

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Alexander Gumz
Helge Schneider auf der Bühne

Helge Schneider auf der Bühne

Foto: dpa Picture-Alliance / Martin Steiger / picture alliance / Martin Steige

Helge Schneider gab ein virtuoses Quatsch-Konzert im ausverkauften Berliner Tempodrom.

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Mal singt er vernuschelt, mal mit allem herzzerreißenden Tremolo

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Der Mann vom Bühnenrand darf Tee servieren

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Schneider bedauert Berlin, weil es keinen Karneval feiert

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