Film

Schiffbruch mit einer Kreuzfahrtkomödie

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Bernhard Schütz als David-Bowie- und Jakob Matschenz als Elvis-Imitator.

Bernhard Schütz als David-Bowie- und Jakob Matschenz als Elvis-Imitator.

Foto: Port au Prince

Ein grotesker Schwank mit tollen Darstellern, aber schlechten Kalauern und keinerlei Timing: die Filmkomödie „Das schwarze Quadrat“.

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