Kultur

Verlierer sein, aber mit Erfolg

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Ulrike Borowczyk
Kabarettist und Musiker Olaf Schubert.

Kabarettist und Musiker Olaf Schubert.

Foto: Sebastian Kahnert / dpa

Kabarettist Olaf Schubert liest aus seinem Roman über den Kapitalismus.

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