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Hallervorden feiert 85. Geburtstag als „Allmächtiger“

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Dieter Hallervorden im Schlosspark Theater (Archivbild).

Dieter Hallervorden im Schlosspark Theater (Archivbild).

Foto: Jens Kalaene / dpa

Die Premiere am Schloßpark Theater in Steglitz wurde eine vergnügliche Standpauke von Gott an die Krone der Schöpfung.

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