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Fünf Berliner Stars schießen sich auf die Bar ein

Die Bar jeder Vernunft wird zum Saloon: Ein hochkarätiges Frauenpower-Team probt dort die Western-Parodie „Die 5 glorreichen Sieben“.

Coole Posen, falsche Kerle: Unter den Hüten verbergen sich Meret Becker, Katharina Thalbach, Andreja Schneider, Anna Mateur und Anna Fischer (v.l.).

Coole Posen, falsche Kerle: Unter den Hüten verbergen sich Meret Becker, Katharina Thalbach, Andreja Schneider, Anna Mateur und Anna Fischer (v.l.).

Foto: Britta Pedersen / picture alliance/dpa

Sie schauen ganz schön grimmig aus. Spreizbeinig stehen sie da, die Hüte tief ins Gesicht gezogen, die Hände locker am Colt, der schnell gezogen ist. Nein, mit diesen Cowboys ist nicht zu spaßen. Auch wenn sich unter der Maske und dem Kostüm fünf Frauen verbergen. Hochkarätige Bühnenstars, die man in diesem Outfit nie erkennen würde.

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Rauchende Colts und tanzende Cowboys

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Das Abenteuer hat sie zu einer Gang zusammengeschweißt

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Puppen spielen im Indianerzelt

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Nur Spielzeugpistolen – ohne Patronen

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