DSDS

Herr Schöne verliert am Recall-Strand die Nerven

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Jürgen Moises

Beim Recall auf den Malediven wählte die Jury weitere Kandidaten für die Live-Shows aus. Trotz guter Sänger hat DSDS die Grenze zur Seifenoper längst überschritten.

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