Die Ludolfs

Der Tannenbaum des Grauens steht im Westerwald

| Lesedauer: 6 Minuten
Christoph Cöln

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Mit „Heute kommt der Weihnachtsmanni" schafft es ProSieben am Feiertag, das Niveau konsequent zu senken – mit Manni Ludolf und einer schwedischen Blondine.

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Verschroben, aber liebenswürdig

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Immer grundehrlich, ohne Ironie

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Das erste Weihnachten ohne Günter

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Manni schenkt Charlotte Unterwäsche

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