"Das Supertalent"

Quoten-Sexhäschen, Piraten und Paul Potts für Arme

| Lesedauer: 7 Minuten
Angelika Zahn

Durchgeknallte Freaks durften beim "Supertalent" nicht fehlen. Doch dieses Mal gab es tatsächlich mehr Leute, die wirklich etwas konnten. Ein überraschender Fortschritt.

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Eine haarige Nummer zum Schluss

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