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Stocknüchtern auf der Buchmesse – Ein Selbstversuch

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Richard Kämmerlings

Hey, du siehst ja erholt aus: Die Frankfurter Buchmesse einmal ohne Alkohol erleben. Die finale Ernüchterung eines Literaturkritikers.

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Um zwölf bin ich im Bett, herrlich

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Im "exile" lebt der Dichter, logisch

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Ich gehe mit meiner Nüchternheit auf die Nerven

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Bmt nbo vn njdi ifsvn nju Bogbttfo voe Lovutdifo bogåohu- xýotdif jdi njs gýs fjof Tflvoef- jdi iåuuf ovs nbm nju efn Gmfjtdifttfo lýs{fshfusfufo- bcfs hvu/

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Der ultimative Stresstest für Anti-Alkoholiker

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Kein Alkohol ist auch keine Lösung

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