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Die Alm ist der Gipfel der Selbstdemütigung

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Antje Raupach

Der größte Mist stammt nicht vom Vieh: Die "Alm"-Bewohner beherrschen das breite Repertoire der Fäkaliensprache. Sie entblößen so viel, dass man vor dem TV errötet.

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