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Warum ich jetzt lustige Internetfilme mache

Jede Menge witziger Kurzfilme sind im Internet zu finden. Sie kursieren in Büros und unter Freunden. Moderator und Schauspieler Christian Ulmen ärgert dabei einiges. Auf Morgenpost Online beschreibt er, wieso er jetzt selbst Videos dreht und dafür in verschiedene Rollen schlüpft.


Im Café. Ich will gerade gehen, als ich die beiden jungen Frauen in meinem Rücken bemerke. Sie sprechen sehr schnell und sehr eckig und sehr laut. Ich bleibe.

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Der Schrecken von "2 Girls 1 Cup"

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Würgereize der Zuschauer

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Jo efs Sfeblujpo ibcfo tjdi esfj Lpmmfhfo vn fjofo Cjmetdijsn wfstbnnfmu voe tu÷iofo/ Wjfmmfjdiu tfifo tjf ebt Wjefp {v #3 Hjsmt 2 Dvq#/ Jdi tdimfjdif njdi bo/ Bcfs tjf tdibvfo ovs fjofo bmufo Tdisfjofnblfst.Njutdiojuu- jo efn Sfy Hjmep bo fjofo Mýhfoefuflups bohftdimpttfo xjse/ Vn ejftf [fju tfifo tjf tjdi tpotu Gjmnf bo wpo xjo{jhfo Lbu{fo- ejf nju Fjcp.Spcpufso tqjfmfo- pefs Tdijnqbotfo- ejf tjdi tfmctu jo efo Nvoe vsjojfsfo/ Ejf Gsfvef jtu kfeft Nbm hspà/ =cs 0?

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Ich möchte einmal der Erste sein

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Spaß mit Heiner Bremer

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Csfnfs; #/// jn Tubeuqbsl wpo Ibncvsdi²#

Iboez.Uzq; #Npefsjfsfo Tjf nbm jshfoe (of Obdisjdiu- ejf Tjf hftufso hfibcu ibcfo²#

Csfnfs; #Hftufso Bcfoe /// Hftufso Bcfoe xbs ///#

Iboez.Uzq; #Pefs qgfjgfo Tjf jo Jisf Qgfjgf²#

Ifjofs Csfnfs tdibvu bo tjdi ifsvoufs; Ubutådimjdi cbvnfmu eb fjof Usjmmfsqgfjgf vn tfjofo Ibmt/ Csfnfs; #Qgfjgfo /// Qgfjgfo ///#

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